P90X Kicked My Ass
filed in Health & Fitness on Nov.05, 2008
So I thought it was about time I got back into exercising after taking a couple month hiatus. I was in pretty decent shape back in July, after I had been living at my condo where I had a gym right downstairs and would make my way down there 3 or 4 times a week. Since then I have been either too lazy, too busy, or too tired to get at it. And at my age I really can’t afford to be fooling around with this stuff. My metabolism just isn’t what it used to be. So while I’m no Chris Farley in the midriff department, I’m no Leonidas either…
So a friend of mine had given me a DVD from the P90X series - this one happened to be titled the Ab Ripper. Since that is the area most in need of maintenance I figured it was perfect. Now I do crunches every now and then so it’s not like my abs never get a workout, so I thought this would be no problem - I’ll jump right into it! Little did I know that aside from the abs, it also works another portion of the body pretty hard.
The whole routine is only 20 minutes long, but it’s one exercise right after the other, no breaks. I ran through the whole routine, but only did about 3/4 of each exercise, not wanting to overdo it too much. I felt great when I got done! The next day I played racquetball at lunchtime with some guys at the office. Afterwards I felt a little tight in the left hip flexor region, but nothing crazy. This morning when I woke up I knew right away I was in trouble. Both hip flexors were so tight it felt like I had spears stuck in them! I couldn’t stand up straight! All day long I was walking around like I was handicapped or a 92 year old man. I feel pathetic. I took a bath tonight to try to loosen it up. I never take baths. No relief. Here’s to hoping I feel better tomorrow…
On the bright side, my abs feel great! I’d do it again if my hips ever heal…

November 7th, 2008 on 1:03 pm
LOL! Still loving the mental picture. “No pain, no gain.” Or so they say. But hey - when the time comes, I hear you can run marathons in the new titanium hips they’ve come out with!
This story is on par with my room-rearranging fiasco. Baby-step your way to healing, grandpa. You’ll make it.
November 10th, 2008 on 8:35 pm
if it happens again, take 800 milligrams of naproxen, NOT on an empty stomach.
November 11th, 2008 on 4:36 pm
well, you are in that age group now where hip replacements are standard procedure…lol
hope you are all healed up by now, if not a sauna and massage are supposed to help… and I have heard some of them lead to a happy ending
November 14th, 2008 on 9:01 am
Am not rejoicing in your pain, but am chuckling since you are now joining me!! Yep, old age ain’t perty, but we’ll keep on loving ya anyway.